Wednesday 23 February 2011

Final Fantasy VII - The Game-Master Issue

Final Fantasy VII is a game about Cloud Strife an ex-SOLDIER (SOLDIER is a kind of army for Shinra)
(Shinra is a very,very big company and is sucking the life out of the world!) the gameplay is like Final Fantasy X it's classic RPG syle

so all you do in it is blow up big reactors and go up in space.....and (as I always say) now I'm going to stop spoiling you

oh and if your wondering about age rating both Final Fantasy X,and Final Fantasy VII are both 12s




your friendly Final Fantasy addict The Dude

Friday 18 February 2011

Final Fantasy X - The Game-Master Issue

This is a classic Final fantasy unlike Final fantasy Crystal bearers

here's the story,

19 year old Tidus is a famous Blitzball player(the big sport of Spira)and as the world championships approach you will get to play a little first just sign a bunch of balls then the world championships start and Tidus has to rush but lots of fans swarm you so just walk though them then you get a treat of your first cinematic after all that......I'm not telling you any more.
(P.S.Final fantasy X is quiet an old game so it's on PS2)




your friendly Final fantasy addict The Dude

Edward Scissorhands review (please comment)

Edward Scissorhands (1990) is a uniqe story created by Tim Burton and Caroline Thompson. The story is a bit related to Frankenstein. Edward (Johnny Depp) builds a charcter who is descriminated in such a way that he can make one mistake and look like he is attempting murder. He lives far away in a mansion. But once he arrives at a house owned by an AVON selling housewife (Dianne Wiest) desperate to make some cash Edward spots a picture of a young teenage daughter (Winona Ryder) and falls in love. Now the story starts, an Inventor (Vincent Price) is making cookies with metal machines. For the purpose of the movie, the Inventor picks up a heart-shaped piece of dough and just by chance spots a cutting robot with scissors and knives and holds the piece of dough just in front of were the robots heart should be. Later on, the Inventor teaches Edward how to have emotions. Then just a bit before Christmas as an early Christmas present the Inventor presents some hands. Edward admires the hands but the Inventor dies of a heart-attack and Edward tries to keep the Inventor up but he ends up cutting the hands. Eventually after all the time hiding in the dark the AVON lady comes she ends up suggesting that Edward comes to her home. But the nosey neighbours poke their noses outside their buisness. As the daughter of the AVON housewife comes back she freaks out as she spots Edward in the mirror. Eventually, Edward rages and
scratches the curtain and walls. The relation? Well in the story of Frankenstein,
Frankenstein wishes to be loved however it does not come true so he rages just the same as Edward Scissorhands. A single-housewife Joyce (Kathy Baker)
is desparate to find a man for her life and she wishes to mate. Eventually for her she see's Edward as an easy target as he is thought to have a small precentage of intellengance because he is different, showing an example discrimination. So Joyce unchanges in-front Edward and attempts to have sex but the chair Edward is sitting in falls and Edward runs. Joyce is so upset that she lies and say's she was raped. But that is all the information I am giving as you must know the film for yourself

Outstanding, Heart-Moving, A funny, emotional, romantic film full of uniqness.
★★★★★ An absoulute need-to see!
12A (mild language, sex references and mild bloody violence)

Monday 14 February 2011

Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Crystal Bearers - The Game-Master Issue

Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles Crystal Bearers(12+) one of the best graphic Wii games of 2010. It's rated 12+ cos it's got use of alcohol, fantasy violence, mild nudity and mild language. PEGI (a game content system rating company) thought the game would either be a 16+ (low end) or a 12+ (high end) they went for the 12+. Now, the story starts, a young 'Clavat' or Crystal Bearer Layle and his workmate Kiess are both rouges looking for any kind of job that they can find when one day, they are escorting a royal ship with the 'Lilty' General, Jegran when they are attacked by flying monsters, Zu's (this is when the game-play starts!) But then young Layle jumps off the ship taking a gun with him! (please note: you do not use the gun in other game-play.) You control Layle as he falls through the cloud of Zu's after this you will see lot's of red stuff in the shape of Zu's (P.S. this is not blood, though it may look like it!) and this is when I stop spoiling it for you!




your friendly final fantasy addict, The Dude